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Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
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ejaculatory therapist

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016
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ejaculatory substance

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.
He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.
by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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snoring ejaculator

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.
by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010
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ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."
by Butters1 May 15, 2010
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Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.
She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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