Egyptian handjob

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

egyptian two-step

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.

Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Egyptian PT

Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -

I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to do some Egyptian PT this afternoon.

by Squatter2 April 14, 2009

Egyptian Lasagna

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

egyptian

ONLY THE COOLEST/HOTTEST GROUP OF PEOPLE TO EVER STEP FOOT ON EARTH. Also, they are basically the creators of civilization.

Damn! Thats one cool Egyptian!

by Dalia March 30, 2005

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Egyptian Cartwheel

A difficult high risk, well scoring sex move to really show a special lady you fuck well. Best performed on a couch in which the female is squashed in the corner inverted and the male performs dabbing motions straight down with her legs front and back to form an Egyptian boat.

Mate: " How was your night out with Dorothy lastnight"
Mate 2" Awesome, I fucked her all across the house and finished with an Egyptian cartwheel, she loved it"

by Ceeee February 23, 2015