Edina

A town. That's all it can be described as. It's thought of as the wealthier part of Minnesota, but it doesn't really affect the people. The 'Cake-Eater' stereotype people support doesn't have too much to back on, even if there is more money going around in the town.

I live in Edina. You may have heard of it, but it's not too important, so just settle the fuck down.

by Sir Bames Jond of the CCCR March 7, 2011

Edina

Where the rich beautiful people in Minneapolis live. And the real gan$ta$ (with the dollar signs).

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Edina
Person 1: Damn, can I have $50?
Person 2: No.

by Kmoney9999 April 14, 2006

Edina

Rich suburb of the Twin Cities and the most-taxed district in Minnesota. Though Edina is much maligned for being stuck-up rich white kids (and rightly so), Plymouth actually has a higher median income. ($66,000 a year in Edina against $77,000 in Plymouth.)

There's a very good reason why everyone in the metro area hates Edina.

by Student-Athlete October 25, 2004

Edina

The literal definition of spoiled. A bunch of "old money" families living in a small, rich, community. The most prestigious city in the Twin Cities district. Far superior than Minnetonka who are racist whores, Wayzata who is ass at sports, Plymouth because they are gay, and Golden Valley and Apple Valley because they are pussies. Edina comes from the term "Every Day I Need Attention." Edina is amazing at hockey, and will crush anyone who goes in Edina's way.

Kids from Minnetonka: "Daddy's money!"

Kids from Edina: "Pump our gas!"

by ilovehorses69 March 14, 2019

Edina

Where all the white home-boyz iz at, y0. Also, where my grandma lives.

My grandma capped ur azz, homedawg, in the prodizzle section in GhettoByerlys, y0.

by McNoolied September 28, 2003

Edina

A suburb of Minneapolis in which every white, suv-driving, soccer-mom smokes crack, all churches are cults, and police get wasted and party with middle school students. I should know; I live there.

Every Day I Need (Meth)Amphetamines.

Edina, Edina, Go Edina!

by Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? December 25, 2005

Edina

Place where all the guys have tiny dicks and parted hair, and where all the girls are horny for minnetonka guys and their huge horse dicks.

Edina girl after having sex with a fellow edinian: \\\"It was like nothing, like seriously i get mor pleasure from a toothpick!!\\\"

Edina girl after having sex with a Minnetonka Man: \\\"It was so big it\\\'s like i had a fucking 2x4 in my pussy! I LOVE MINNETONKA DICK!!\\\"

by Kenny Smith July 16, 2008