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Edgeophobia

The irrational fear that The Edge from U2 is out to kill or "get" you. Many Irish are afflicted with Edgeophobia, however, the global spread of this irrational fear goes beyond any one nation. Rates of Edgeophobia in the US are approaching those of acrophobia, or, "fear of heights."
John: We can't go to the concert tonight.
Bill: Why not?
John: Broseph's got Edgeophobia.
by Jesuit Willice April 28, 2006
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Edgemaxxing

Edgemaxxing is the repetition of Edging.
It's a term used in the Looksmaxxing community because edging is considered to boost your T levels and average look.
Bro I've been edgemaxxing and my skin is def clearer now
by Markikix September 22, 2023
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Edgemoor

group of neighborhoods in Northeast Delaware that are considered to be the ghetto or a jungle
"Watch your mouth around Edgemoor because you might get clapped."
by Nacho Caliente March 5, 2009
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Edgelord

Goteph/FacemannMcHomme/HommeAuxVisages.

Tries (and fails) to randomly insert edgy shock value content (often in the forms of extreme nihilism, feigned sociopathy, and all-around pisspoor attempts to look cool and brooding when he wants attention) into conversations either edgy content or he himself has no part in, or otherwise does so randomly because he feels the conversation is dead and he wants attention to be focused on him for a change.

Talks a big game and tries very hard to one-up anyone who (rightly) gives him grief for acting like an idiot, but seems to fail at it every single time because he lacks the spine and stomach to uphold or otherwise back up any of the crap he spews.

Probably does all of this in an ongoing and vain attempt to make others miserable with shock value, so as to bring them down to whatever level of misery he likely deals with. If he can successfully do this, then someone's as equally miserable as he seems to be AND he'll have the "superiority" at having brought them down there all on his own. Ergo, it all looks to be an attempt to feed into his ego so that he can feel a bit better about himself.

Would probably be a swell dude if he wasn't trying way too hard to be a Nietzsche wannabe, but he doesn't seem willing or able to examine whatever personal flaws he has in his system and overcome them despite having the exact problems explained to him on multiple occasions. Really a shame, all things considered.
Goteph is a tryhard edgelord who really needs to get it through his head that nobody's impressed or shocked at his antics.
by D9AC November 5, 2017
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Edgewood Middle School

Middle school in Highland Park that’s filled with different weird cliques. The Naughty Nine, Scoot Crew, and Bagel Squad. They’re all just rich, privileged kids. Most of them are just super rude to the teachers. Also, if you’re not Jewish you’re not cool. Everyone is Jewish. There’s like, 20 BM’s per month. I’ve heard there’s some private school jewish girls obsessed with our school. There’s no AC. It literally sucks. If you’re moving to Highland Park, don’t come to Edgewood.
Person 1: Dang, she’s cute. What school does she go to?
Person 2: Edgewood Middle School.

Person 1: Oh she’s ugly
by PEOPLESUCKDONTTRUSTANYONE October 15, 2019
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Miles Edgeworth

- A Prosecutor from the game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

- A raging homosexual

- That one kid who you had a crush on in middle school that you thought would end up ugly but somehow they became hotter
Maya: Who's That?

Phoenix: That's Miles Edgeworth, my husband!
by DisasterTwink May 19, 2019
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Utilitarian edgelord

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.
Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"
by AbbyV June 20, 2021
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