by PigeonKing 1067 July 27, 2020

by edslittlebird August 31, 2013

Guy 1: Have you heard the new Ed Sheeran song?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded
by u r gae February 19, 2019

Ed Sheeran is a beautiful ginger singer-songwriter who is truthfully know as a Ginger Jesus who has an amazing heart along with incredible music! His eyes make you feel as though you dove into a sparkling ocean and his hair is such a statement! The ginger hair on him can just make anyone happy and his fun, easygoing personality makes everyone’s heart melt! He is not like the rest because he is such a sweet person with a great personality which some celebrities don’t have! Ed Sheeran can turn tables like no other and make anyone feel great at anytime!!
by teddysdayeveryday June 1, 2018

An overrated British dude with orange hair who sings songs that radio hosts will play for you 16,000 times a day
GUY 1: Who sings this song that’s now playing for the 180th time in a row?
GUY 2: Ed Sheeran. He’s orange.
GUY 2: Ed Sheeran. He’s orange.
by KurtByDay March 11, 2018

Person 1: Isn't Ed Sheeran awesome?
Person 2: Please, do me a favor by getting out of my life now. I don't want to talk to you, look at you, sit with you, touch you, etc.
Person 2: Please, do me a favor by getting out of my life now. I don't want to talk to you, look at you, sit with you, touch you, etc.
by Salandit230 May 29, 2018
