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Eatontown

A place where the Roller Rink collapsed and used to be the spot in the 90s.

A place where section 8 housing is on Richardson ave.

Stony Hill is considered the projects but its expensive to live there.

A place where the Quick Check bums always switch up.
A place where Highway Hairy used to roam the streets (R.I.P.)
and he used to live behind Nobody Beats the Wiz (R.I.P.)
Where the White Trash walk to Exxon and the liquor store from Circle Trailers.

The Mexican projects are SunnyBrook apartments filled with illegal aliens.

A place where the police hide accross from Ethan Allen to pull you over.
A place where the people that work at Wendys/Mc Donalds will ask you for an extra cigarette while they are working.

Downtown Eatontown got like 3 stores and a rub-and-tug.

A place where you can go shopping at the Monmouth Mall while wanna-be thugs overpopulate the mall.
The Chilis is trashy,the Applebees is trashier.
Exit 105 Bitch "Eatontown/Long Branch"
by hawlerback November 26, 2009
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Eathan

Some hard ass nigga who ain’t never lacking and always ready to let it off, he gets mad shorties but he will never find the love of his life. But the nigga don’t chase hoes or love em, but he stay true and loyal to his niggas.
Yo eathan wassup papito!
by Fuckshitbicthcasslips October 21, 2018
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eaton

an englishman with an inclination to be a gangsta in every situation. Often used as a term of endearment.
Did you SEE that eaton? My my, what a gangsta!
by todd eaton March 30, 2005
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Eathan

spams chat until even the bots leave
OMG EATHAN STFU FOR TWO SECONDS
by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020
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Long Eaton

A Town a few miles out from the center of Nottingham, once great in its lace making industry now is just a chav filled shit hole.
My god Long Eatons gone down hill!
by MagickClaire April 10, 2009
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Eatonville

A boring little po-dunk town in Washington State with nothing but a market and a motel.
Hick: I live in Eatonville
Stranger:... Where?
by C BJ S May 3, 2008
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Eaton, Colorado

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.
That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!
by Sitting behind you :P October 12, 2011
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