Easy Bake Oven

When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.

That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!

by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

easy bake oven

A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.

"Johns coming out again"
"Yeah he's such an easy bake oven"
"To right dude"

by captainawesomeicorn November 14, 2012

easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.

Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!

by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008

easy bake oven

a person who gets baked off of weed very fast and easy

Sarah is such an easy bake oven, she only had 2 tokes and shes already tripping out!

by IDigIt April 28, 2007

Easy Bake Oven

Nickname for a Vaporizer, usually a box & whip style.

Cookies can be used as a nickname for anything you put in the vaporizer to...well...vape!

Imma go home after this bullshit is over and get to know my easy bake oven a little better.

Let's use your easy bake oven and make some cookies, yo!

by Apothead March 23, 2010