When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.
Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!
Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!
Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!
by DC334 November 25, 2009
The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.
by Codeedog April 4, 2010
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
A way to get time of school and gain a few fucking kilos to drop off again when school comes back so you can keep your girlfriend.
Easter makes you fat and self-aware.
by 50€ March 27, 2016
the day when zombie Jesus comes back to life to pretend to be a bunny who gives out eggs for some reason
"Happy Easter!"
by Zombie Chris April 6, 2010
The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them
Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
by Dubiks April 21, 2019
by onehandcrabbing January 13, 2012