earthwormed

When a person is buried and then becomes food for worms.

My grandma got earthwormed last week. Sad times.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

by genegine October 14, 2006

Earthworming

Having sex with a man that has a small penis

That girl was earthworming last night

by Drpepperhater May 31, 2016

earthworm

The act of defecating on a pane of glass. For example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. You would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the glass. The resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the glass. Known to occur most frequently in Philadelphia and its surroundings.

An earthworm has all the insult of a "pressed ham" with injury as well.

by amasdasdfkjghsdfkjgf January 01, 2006

earthworm

the art of fingering a person's asshole then following up with entering the finger in the victim's nose.

that bitch is a whore, i gave her the earthworm last night and she did'nt even flinch.

by topdrawer1978 August 11, 2006

earthworm

another word for male genitalia hoo yah

i got hit right where it hearts in the fucking earthworm

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

Earthworm Sally

Earthworm Sally is a beautiful creature. She spreads diseases. Earthworm Sally is so famous that she even has her own theme song.

Albert: EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI.

JULIOOOOO: *silence*
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by \_(*o*)_/ December 23, 2018