You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

by the comand'r February 24, 2019

ears with feet

A word used for people who go to the shows of Tori Amos, also somewhat synonymous with the word ToriPhile. Tori created this word herself when she was on tour in 1996. She doesnt like the word fans to describe the people who devote time and energy to attend her shows, so she calls them ears with feet instead.

"I hate the word fans, I'd like to call you ears with feet, and never use the word fan again because your ears with feet."

~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio

by michellie September 21, 2005

Batta-Ears Gyal

“A Female Lacking Ambition Or Self-Worth”.

"National We Nuh Wife Batta-Ears Gyal".

by sosawellbad June 11, 2018

dream eraser

The means by which thoughts are fleeting. The same mechanism that erases dreams works throughout the day, erasing that which the mind doesn't find important.

His dream eraser made it so he exhibited confirmation bias about the situation. He only accepted that which coincided with his beliefs and rejected that which didn't. These people are hard to convince.

by amyra January 4, 2012

ill-at-ease

Uncomfortable or embarrassed.

The soldiers' morale dropped and felt ill-at-ease after seeing the commander of the enemy.

by Bonyamsi July 19, 2017

laid ease

the cooler way of saying ladies

okay laid ease this is the tea

by tea stirrer June 14, 2018