Earley

Earley is named after the great Jarrod Earley, pioneer of our times. To do an Earley means to faint or pass out in order to get yourself out of a tricky situation, most commonly an exam, but could be any random situation

Jessam: Damn, how gay was that Maths Methods exam? I completed only 58.07% of the questions and spent 13.91% of my time drawing pictures of gender-specific houses!
Jordy: Geez girl I know! I was seriously considering doing an Earley to get myself out of there!
Jessam: I feel you. Maths Party at mine?
Jordy: Fer Sure

by Jzm August 4, 2007

Earnest

A guy that steal yo girl and is built different😈

Yo my girl was taken by earnest

by addison..onie November 8, 2020

Earnest

He is a sweet loving dad, who helps if you need it acts all tough and cool but in side he is a sweet cuddle bear

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Respect is earned not given

Contrary to popular belief, it does not mean that you don't need to give a fuck about people unless they simp for you. instead, it means that you don't need to give complete respect to everyone you meet, but you still need to give some respect and give at least a single shit for the homeless.

Jimmy told me he stands by the phrase 'Respect is earned not given' I instantly dumped him.

by Anon Egg November 22, 2021

Earned My Spade

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.

As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"

by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011

Earnest the Clown

To have sex in the earhole

Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday

by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009

earned entitlement

Any government-provided service or money received by conservatives who preach the virtues of hard work in the private sector.

Healthcare from a Veterans' Administration hospital is considered an earned entitlement.

by Pietro Aretino December 30, 2014