Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004

Early Morning Dip

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

early morning sunrise

Cracking an egg in a woman's genitals after intercourse.

I loved her so much that I gave her a early morning sunrise

by datbistara January 29, 2017

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.

i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.

by templeton blogg and joe December 21, 2008

Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell

Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”

by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022

early morning pancake fart

To go and do a poo.
After having a big feed of pancakes for breakfast, you may feel like you need to fart, only to realise that there is more to it than just wind. So, you can use this expression to politely excuse yourself from the room without having to go into details of your need for sudden releif..

"Excuse me, I have to do an early morning pancake fart."

by PepeFlara August 21, 2006