Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

australian earlobe

It is known as the clitoris

I licked her Australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 15, 2015

deprived earlobe

When someone takes out a giant gauge in their ear so it droops low and it becomes flappy

Jack:*sees person take out giant gauge*
Jack:*turns to friend* aye bro look at the mf deprived earlobe

by Duncan4456 May 19, 2018

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022

Slippery Earlobe

The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.

"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."

by BigWillie420 September 30, 2011

Earlobelessness

The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.

Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."

by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 30, 2011

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017