Ean

He is funny. He's cute in more of a personality way than a physical way. He will make you laugh so much if you're on his good side. He might also really get on your nerves if you're not because he will be capping on you so to be friends or date him you got to be on his good side or be able to take the jokes. No matter what though he is awesome and if you got him don't let him go.

Person 1: man I am about to smack that boy Ean
Person 2: man he hilarious he roasted you
Person 3 (girl): he is so cute and funny u was dying he some comedy

Ean by Anonymous Ice Bear November 5, 2019

Ean

6"5' hot Asian man who is like a GDC calculator, always there to solve your problems. When you see him in public you begin to faint from his emulating masculinity as he gets his bitches faster than he can solve Fermat's last theorem. He's always bagging at least 10 mommys at a time and drowning in their milkers, occasionally lending you some cuz he's such a lovely donny.

Marcus: Holy shit bruh, I saw a Ean eating out my mom bruh, I'm so blessed bruh
Krishney: Fr? Hope he finds mine, wish he was my daddy

Ean by Marqueefgunnersurrey October 11, 2021

Ean

REEEEEEAAAAY cute, short, smart. You would be SOOOOOOO lucky to be his girlfriend

i llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ean soooooooooooooo much

Ean by LilNix11** January 6, 2022

Ean

A sort of ugly looking guy that would be way hotter if he were a girl. He is a sick and twisted fuck with a giant rhino cock and if pleasured by skull-fucking himself, no matter where he is, he will try and find somewhere to skull-fuck himself.

Ean: I was playing fallout 4, when I got the strange urge to skull-fuck myself.

Ean by J_e_w_r_a_f_f_e June 19, 2016

Ean

Ean is the best thing that ever happened to me. Since day one even when we were just friends. He left another flower of love to grow in my heart. He never asks for anything in return besides love. He's an amazing surfer. A wonderful son, and a great big brother. He puts God first. He cares about my family as much as I care about his. I could not live without Ean. He makes my heart pound, my stomach turn, and my body shiver. Just a slight touch and I feel electric all over. Something I've never felt before. Its ironic because when we met it was in Chemistry class and also when I felt that first spark of shivers when he touched my knee. He helps me over come my fear more than he knows. It may not seem like a lot has changed on the outside but on the inside has changed so much. Ever since we kissed. Ever since he believed in me. I believe in myself. It may not show in my major fears yet, but he's helping me build a strong wall to block out my anxiety. The fear I feel everyday. So as you read the next couple sentences I want you to look at me. I am enough for you and you are enough for me. And that's what makes us happy. You make me so happy baby. I cannot live life without. I'll love you forever. I love you whole heartedly. I love you with everything I have and give it all to you. Thank you Ean. Love Squirt

Ean is kissing me

Ean by CEJSMHJB May 26, 2020

Ean

WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME

EAN IS A LITTLE BITCH

Ean by Bellita February 6, 2019

Ean

A bitch that thinks he’s cool

Wow that’s a real Ean

Ean by Ean666 February 25, 2019