eyeball 

A warden of Irish decent. This being is only capable of carrying out one mundane task at a time, such as pressing door entry buttons, chain smoking strange branded cigarettes, or answering the telephone.
Eyeball is easily identified by his flaking skin, bedraggled appearance, and strange odour of TCP. Special abilities include the making of super strength tea, and talking loudly during good television programmes.

Eyeball, ive got more culture under my foreskin than you have in your whole family tree

eyeball by badger1 October 16, 2005

eyeball 

Something edgy art girls at middle/high school draw at times and then think they're great artists.

Like mate go draw a dinosaur wearing a military outfit or something besides an eyeball with lashes.

eyeball by likliklik0 August 31, 2018

Eyeball 

Protiens

EAT EYEBALL

Eyeball by ChikenBurber November 23, 2020

eyeball 

its an eyeball dumbass

eyeball

eyeball by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

Eyeball 

To estimate a quantity of something, usually drugs, based on sight and without a scale or measuring instrument. Sometimes another object, such as a coin, is used as reference to compare the size of the stash with what the true amount is or should be.

Jack: 'Dude, how much kush do we have left?'
Will: 'From Eyeballing it, I'm guessing we have a little over an eighth left.'

Eyeball by escalin_ow July 27, 2022

Eyeball Sac Slam 

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.

I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend

Eyeball Sac Slam by nrbrown March 31, 2009

eyeball test 

To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.

We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.

I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!

I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.

That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.

eyeball test by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014