enron

to shred or destroy documents

Did you enron those void checks?

by Beaubo December 9, 2008

Enron

v. to be cheated; to take money unjustly.

The US government will take responsibility. It will not Enron the American people.

by Big Rabbit October 17, 2002

Enron

A company that was owned by Republicans. It was giving monet to terrorists and had lots of bad buisness things happen to it.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

enron

Something an average high school graduate has never heard of - and those in college 'saw it on telly once'.

Is that a band?

by bllah January 8, 2004

Enron Style

If a store is having a huge sale (out of business sale, moving sale, yearly sale, etc...) and jacks up the price before applying the discount so that they can still make a good profit. This refers to the price fixing that Enron was part of. Many oil companies that are closing jack up oil prices and then often offer "discounts" or deals that may seem profitable to the consumer.

"I went to Circuit City for their going out of business sale and they went all Enron Style with their prices"

by Tina MSB February 4, 2009

Enron Musk

the nickname given to Elon Musk at the beginning of his unelected term as Shadow President of the United States. Based on the name of long-defunct corporation ENRON whose name went down in utter infamy and became universally synonymous with brazen fraudulence & utter corruption - a legacy Mr. Musk, too, has achieved for himself in the annals of history.

"You hear about the latest shit Trump and Enron Musk pulled - then had the audacity to gaslight the whole world and pretend to somehow be the victims?"

"Depends. Which cartoonishly corrupt and evil deed are you referring to, specifically?"

by JesusPotter March 5, 2025

Enron Party

The act of destroying documents en masse. The documents in question maybe corporate or personal. The actual destruction maybe legal or illegal. The destruction maybe done in a group or by one's self. The manner of destruction does not matter.

Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.

I'm going through our old bank statements dear. Care to join me an Enron party to get rid of them?

by LSam May 22, 2025