enigma 

Women.

i.e The female of the species.

Woman: Does my butt look big in this?

Bloke: Uhm... no? You look great.

Woman: What do you mean ...uhm no?

Bloke: I don't get you.

Woman sarcastically: Yah, I'm an enigma alright dickhead.

enigma by Lassed up jokey August 14, 2006

enigma 

The Defenition of Life and its meaning.

why are we trapped in this enigma.

enigma by ratcheesecheese January 19, 2021

enigma 

someone who does not believe in bed bugs

Him: Guess why I don't believe in bed bugs? Because I know they exist! I'm an enigma!

enigma by zeebarr January 2, 2012

Enigma 

To orally extract semen from someone's rectum, often using a straw.

Greg gave Steven an enigma that made his asshole twitch and bleed.

Enigma by JohnnyTheSavage September 28, 2017

enigma 

When a man bleeds out of his asshole, much like when a woman has her period. It is caused by a lot of stress or depression. No one is sure why this happens, hence the name enigma. It is mentioned in the Lil Wayne song 6 Foot 7 Foot when he says "what's the world without enigma?"

Guy 1: Did you hear about Mike?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Stephanie broke up with him and he enigmad all over the place

enigma by chaka94 November 25, 2011

Enigma 

The coolest cat around. No one can out cool him, not even Cheebo.

Hah! Out cool enigma! NEVER!

Enigma by enigma April 19, 2003

Enigma 

A western liberal who lives in a predominantly black area wants to say the N word but can't go all the way because they 'are not racist' so instead they resort to calling their black friends their 'enigmas'.

Out of all the black people I know, which is three, you are my favourite enigma.

Enigma by Clinkclank May 6, 2020