Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.

Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."

by senthurmanz February 22, 2018

engineering

An extremely hard course in university whereby the students of it have no life.

Damn those engineering students are nerds

by Drew Strew September 27, 2005

engineering

A major/field of study in college where there are no girls.

Engineering Boy: Hey, do you wanna come to our engineering party and solder electrical components while under the influence?

Normal Boy: Shut up you fucking loser, I'm going to a party where there are girls so I can laid...

by Young & Freedman October 4, 2005

Engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream... Hello Oompa Loompas of science!

The engineering majors at Purdue University worked in the Scientists' chocolate factory.

by Ben Wannaknow April 15, 2008

Engineering

A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.

Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.

by Jodex_jh25 September 14, 2018

engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled workers execute the vision of those who are able to think and dream.

Michael started off college as a physics major but later switched to electrical engineering after realizing he was just not smart enough to ponder the mysteries of the Universe in any real meaningful way.

by PortlandScience October 9, 2012

Engineering

Performing steps toward a goal in such a way to access and use dark energy specifically Jinn Magik. Heavy use of numbers and geometry. Hyper focus and small groups produce more power exponentially. The entities nearest your physical location on earth will be invoked first, you will know they are with you when your ear begins to ring.

Genetic engineering

In-Jinn-near/ear ring.

by EM3WEM3 June 26, 2019