egoseismic

adj. believing oneself to have a causal relationship with seismic activity.

By moving to Las Angeles, Rhett and Link egoseismically believe they have shifted the seismic activity away from California.

by Lysol Pionex June 15, 2012

egoseismic

If a person thinks he or she is the reason why an earthquake hasn't happened in the city where he or she lives.

Person 1: I moved to L.A. last year and there hasn't been any earthquakes since!

Person 2: Whoa, you're really egoseismic!

by Hugh Jazz the third June 16, 2012

Egoseismic Thinking

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.

Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

by Sir Toby Belch June 13, 2012

Ecosexual

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

emoceited

When you're an emotional and conceited person...

Person1: Look at that emoceited person!!

by Mom0ChanDesu April 5, 2009

egoseismic

A word invented by youtubers Rhett&Link. An egoseismic person is someone who beleives that they are the cause of seismic activity (e.g. earthquakes) happening or not happening in the region they are in.

Rob: Tim says that the reasons there haven't been any earthquakes in California since he moved there was because of him!
John: Wow! Tim's so egoseismic!

by Willywan June 15, 2012

emocentric

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.

Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.

by Ashara December 5, 2004