Emery 

Godlike, Angelic, commonly mistaken as Jesus;most amazing being you will ever meet. She is totally a she; not a cross dresser, a screamo band, and does not have facial hair. If ever in the presence of an Emery one must kiss her feet. EMERYY ROCKS <3 YA!!

"Wow Emery has a really smooth face....totally not a crossdresser"

"Emery Reminds me of pope john paul, minus 100 years and the beard."

Emery by R Marshall October 24, 2008

Emery 

An emo but slightly screamo band on a Christian label.

Good songs include: Walls, The Secret, Fractions

Emery > You

Emery by A big old cup o' poop. November 3, 2004

emery 

The coolest kid alive

When i grow up i wanna be just like emery cause he is my hero

emery by scotty 1 June 4, 2004

Emery 

Screamo band that is the epitome of awesome. Mixing lyrics that are both self-exploring as well as faintly spiritual, Emery blasts listeners with an unusually fresh sound. Their songs have a tendency to be intentionally profound, using rhythm breaks and escalating volumes to shout out a certain word or phrase. The main singer's (Toby's) voice is deeper and much more mellow than you'd expect, but he can stretch it to pleasing heights. There's also a screaming element that is basically background to the music and lyrics as a whole, but also captures this element of extremity that they obviously desire to show.

So far, they have two albums: The Weak's End and The Question. Both have their share of intense songs as well as quiet, escalating songs that seem to have a little more meaning to them.

Emery also throws a sweet concert, where the intensity of their music is greatly emphasized. Moshers will love them.

Best songs:

Walls, Ponytale Parades, Fractions, Under Serious Attack, So Cold I Can See My Breath, Studying Politics

Bill: I like to divide
Tod: Well then you'd like Fractions by Emery an awesome band.

Emery by Audio August 30, 2005

Emery 

A true dictator among the mortals. Emerys cannot be killed. They will not be killed. Emerys have a natural attraction to Kermits and use Kermit as an inspiration for all of their various torture techniques. Female Emerys are all powerful war crime committing goddesses while males of the species are slightly less powerful and known for their acts of homicide.

emery is a frickin godess so i must pray to her regularly to avoid getting dismantled.

Emery by notatampon December 23, 2020

Emery 

A thotty ass girl who thinks they are thic but are flat as a board. They go through at least 5 boys a week and has a ton of fake friends.

Emery: OMG! I'm so thiccccc
anyone else: Is that Emery or a piece of paper

Emery by Nobody.special November 25, 2019

Emery 

Powerful kind man with passion for others. Usually a boy name

Girl: Emery is so hot
Boyfriend: What The fuck are you saying

Emery by emskippy47474 December 9, 2019