Elastic trick

When one hides a potentially embarassing erection by pointing it in the upward direction and discreetly tucking it inbetween his stomach and the elastic waistband of his underwear. This technique is mostly used during social events when the erectionee is caught off gaurd and forced to stand up in front of a large group of people in a well-lit area where a hard on is nearly impossible to hide.

While watching a porn in the other room my mother came home and I quickly did the elastic trick and proceeded upstairs like nothing happened

by CrazyeyesKilla January 29, 2009

Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

Elastic Pipeline

When a male dumps into a condom and then freezes it. then uses it as a dildo on a female.

baby, lets take the elastic pipeline out of the freezer and use it.

by Johnathon Degrace June 19, 2009

elastic girl

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas

Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.

by 7akeshi September 10, 2018

elastic eagle

A drunk homosexual who flaps his arms and legs while being sodomized.

Last night Bruno showed me the elastic eagle, he was drunk as hell.

by still waters May 10, 2009

elastic asshole

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.

I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.

by Jack Adick January 6, 2005