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Eggnog is a delicious holiday drink and here's the recipe:

1. Crack eggs into your partners asshole or vagina.
2. Whisk the eggs with your penis.
3. Ejaculate into the mixture.
4. Collect the mixture in a cup or mug.
5. Add your favorite spirits.
6. Enjoy!
"I sure love eggnog, it's high protein and really fun to make too!"
Eggnog by Grungebob Sploogepants December 26, 2020
drink made usually for christmas and it’s good for your bones
brent drinks eggnog before working out
eggnog by mar nigga February 11, 2021

eggnog tickle

When you fill a vagina with eggnog, then tickle the girl's sides, catching with your mouth the sweet fluid that squirts out.
Hey Boston have you tried the eggnog tickle?

Eggnog Nigger 

A Nigger that steals eggnog and gets multi-kills in Halo: Reach.
That Eggnog Nigger stole my ammo and killed five people with it.

He called me an Eggnog Nigger because it's christmas and I stole his kill.

I can tell he is an Eggnog Nigger because his KDR is ridiculous.
Eggnog Nigger by AndroxTwisted August 12, 2011

Eggnog Abstinence 

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.
Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..
Eggnog Abstinence by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011

eggnog and chill

Code for when two people go to each others houses during the month of December and fuck
“Elf’s coming on later tryna come over to eggnog and chill