eat it 

slang term for someone who sucks at something

dammit, that noob eats it at cs

eat it by cs pwnage February 19, 2004

eat it 

In other words- "work it" or being fierce with it.

The Gospel choir is so good they eat it at every concert.

Lakisha ate that solo in God Blocked It.

eat it by chante May 28, 2006

Eat It 

Noun. Making someone "Eat it" is the act of pushing an object (for example, a handful of bark, or a pie.) into their face (aiming for the mouth) while yelling in a high pitched voice "Eaaaaaaat iiiitttt!". This is often practiced when someone may be rambling, or as an act of revenge. Such an act can either be seen as hilarious, or downright immature, depending on the circumstances.

This can also be done as a joke to friends, where the object may not actually touch the face, or very gently. Another variation of eat it is the act of pulling someone's face into one's crotch, while yelling "Eaaaat itt!" though in a very low pitched voice.

Past tense - Ate it.

"John made Jason eat a bit of meat pie on a stick, so Jason opened his pizza rounda and made John eat it."

"I'm gonna make you eat it if you don't shut up."

"EAAAAAT ITT!!! You just ate it. Bad."

Eat It by SelfEatIt June 11, 2008

eat it 

to eat someones asshole

Man that chemistry teacher really needs to eat it

eat it by Robert Gerko May 2, 2005

eat it 

1) To crash, trip or fall, especially in while cycling
2) Used to rub a victory, comeback or overtaking into someone's face
3) A 1984 song parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" written and performed by comedy musician Weird Al Yankovic

1) I hit a big rock and just ate it and got this big road rash
2) Eat it, loser!
3) So eat it! Just eat it!

eat it by UsefulInfoBeing January 15, 2018

eat it 

to eat feices

Hey, what ever, eat it.

eat it by collin December 23, 2003

eat it 

That’s what she said.

Mom: “Just eat it already!”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Mom: “Stop it!”
Me: “She said that too!”

eat it by UNITURTLE69 June 8, 2018