Bone Thugs-n-eHarmony

A web site where gangsters and thugs go to search for some lovin’.

"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."

by Mopery November 28, 2009

eharmony

Dating website placed into the bookmarks of fat women whos fingers are too large to type out the URL.

Average eharmony profile

My Hobbies include:

Mayo
Butter
Fried Ham

by INTERPOL July 14, 2009

eharmony

ok lets be honest here. they mine as well call it whatsleft.com. Eharmony is for guys that dont have the balls to be rejected in person so now there gonna go pretend that they r a player on the web

Child:Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?

Father: Well it was a friday night. And i was sitting in my underwear in front of the computer and i clicked her picture on eharmony. the rest was history.

by WillyCosby May 16, 2008

pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006

eHarmony

An online "dating" site that matches people by 30 dimensions of compatibility, based on personality, weaknesses, strengths, lifelong goals, short term goals, religous beliefs, philosophies on raising children, etc. It is a faith-based matching site and CAN reject applicants it does not feel would be right for their site, ie. refusing to match persons of the same sex. As successfull as eHarmony is when compared to other online matching sites, most of its clients do NOT find love through their service and find someone the old fashioned way (in real life). Its clients are NOT necessarily desperate either. Some people on its service join because they are either too busy in their personal lives to have time to find someone or are too shy to pursue someone in real life. And yes, some join because their shyness or introversion prevents them from meeting someone in real life, and they feel it's better to be rejected by a stranger in the computer than by a real pserson they would know in real life.

eHarmony is NOT for everybody. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.

by [e-mail] October 4, 2008

eHarmony match

When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.

person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.

by Andrea H. April 2, 2008

eHarmony

The standard response to a desperate loner looking for a girlfriend on a global chatroom.

Desperate Loner: I need a gf.
Normal Person: Go to eHarmony.

by NerdMuffin19 November 21, 2016