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Dynasticles

Upon striking a male in the testicles that hard that their ancestors even feel it. Thats right even the women. Even if they are only 1% related to that male, all of his ancestors will feel it
Guy 1: OH MY TESTICLES, WHERE DID THIS PAIN COME FROM
Guy 2: You probably just got hit in the dynasticles man. It's no big deal
Guy 1: DAMMIT I HATE THIS, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
*A faint shout is heard in the distance by a women saying "ouch!"
Guy 2: Oh hey, looks like someone is related to you.
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Dynasty Warriors

The definition of dynasty warriors stems from the act of playing the video game "Dynasty Warriors" Where one mashes buttons mindlessly with no skill or strategy whiles the character on the screen is flailing their weapon violently killing an army of enemies on the screen requiring little to no effort at all from the player.

1) A brain dead person mashing buttons mindlessly playing a video game.

2) A person flailing their arms and legs in real life hoping to successfully win a fight. Similar to how Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson had a fight in one of the episodes of "The Simpsons"

3) A clumsy person.

4) A forgetful person.

5) A thoughtless person who acts before thinking and does not consider the consequences of their actions.

6) An indecisive person.
Example 1:
"he was dynasty warriorsing me and i was able to counter attack him"

"due to him dynasty warriorsing me not putting any thought or strategy into swinging his weapon i was able to dodge and attack him from the side"

Example 2:

"i got dynasty warrriored and i lost against someone in tekken"
"she was all dynasty warriors with the controller"

Example 3:

"My mind was all dynasty warriors i couldn't decide whether to buy the playstation 5 or the Xbox series X once i got to the store"

Example 4:

Person A: I think i just bought bootleg pokemon cards

Person B: You're so dynasty warriors! you didn't think to do your research or check the cards thoroughly before buying it.

Example 5:

Person A: Doesn't look where he is going and bumps into person B**

Person B: Dynasty warriors! watch where you're walking!
by JulK2 January 23, 2022
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Ming Dynasty Pussy

Something that makes people act unwise.
Ming Dynasty Pussy got me actin unwise
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Bush Dynasty

Reference to the dynasty of US presidents in which one family held power during the late 20th and early 21st century; includes George Bush, George W. Bush, and some say Jeb Bush; characterized by wars on Iraq and deep economic recessions.
History will long remember the Bush Dynasty as truamatic times in the lives of Americans.
by Miguel Angel July 10, 2005
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Dipshit Dynasty

When the lack of intelligence passes from one generation to another.
AD says, "Holy shit that boy is such a dumbass." "Just like his father, it's a real dipshit dynasty," exclaims Josh.
by Bandwagoneer49 January 25, 2013
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Suik Dynasty

The most powerful royal dynasty of the 1900's, with their supreme leader being one of the most influential people of the whole century.
The Dynasty still has surviving members to this day whom run the YouTube channel called Tõpsu.
A: The Suik Dynasty is often mistaken for Hitler and his family.

B: Really? They were very influential, there's no questioning that.
A: I wanna suck the supreme leaders dick tho, nohomo.
by oggamergang November 29, 2018
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Dodge Dynasty

A classic American car made by Dodge in the late 80's to the early 90's. Defined by it's classic boxy stature and reliability, it also has been known to survive many crashes leaving the other car totaled. Based on the k-car, the chassis that brought Chrysler back from the edge of demise, it's designer is most likely dead from seeing his/her car on the road and offing his/her self or from an average citizen stepping up to the plate to kill the person who designed such a "classic" car. The interior was lined with amazing velour and faux wood that to this day rattles as the car is driven. The interior plastics/glues have been know to give way leaving the feel of total quality and safety. The transmission on the 3.3L is known to be very troublesome, but only add value and charisma to an already amazing car. The Chrysler New Yorker was the Chrysler variant of the Dynasty. From earlier commercials it could be said that it was marketed as a luxurious European touring sedan, and that is what it is know as to this day. All around it is one of the best cars ever made on the planet earth.
Person 1 : What's that racket?
Person 2 : Oh ya, that's Jose's Dodge Dynasty, his parents wanted to embarrass him so he would lose all his friends.
Person 1 : Well they did a good job, cause I'm not going to be seen with someone driving a classic Dodge Dynasty. Let's go before he sees us!
by realguitarHERO October 17, 2008
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