lesbian dike

A short hair girl that loves pussy

Your a lesbian dike bitch.

by Thisboy11 June 17, 2015

no doikey

the cousin of "no duh." second cousin to "no shit."

fluffy- "christine, don't forget to call me back."
christine- "i will, no doikey."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

by The Nutter September 4, 2006

The Dikembe Mutombo

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009

bull dike

An extremely masculine woman, often a lesbian, who could be mistaken for a man from a distance.

"Man, look at that bull dike! She needs to fucking shave..."

by TFE December 13, 2006

Dike Jones

The new name made up for Mike Jones by Chamillionaire, In You Got Wrecked

No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked. When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck You know why I'm here, to take my respect. You can't get next, I came to plex. So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

by Skyler Deer Bitch!! February 28, 2005

Dike Dude

A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.

Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.

by Jon The Monkey King. March 1, 2009