darstardly

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

deaftard

An extremely retarded deaf person.
A deaf person who lacks normality.

A deaf person starts ranting incoherently as if he/she thought their speaking skills were outstanding is a deaftard.
Any deaf person who doesn't fit into society and our norms is a deaftard by any means.

by deaftard May 4, 2005

dartard

A dartard is what my sister just called me. She's dartarded too.

you are such a dartard.

by Meghan111111 January 6, 2009

DwarfTank

The most popular character in the game Forgotten Tales, which is a mobile game for Android that you can download on GooglePlay.

DwarfTank is the most popular character in all the land of Forgotten Tales making him a legendary dwarf.

by Polish Gaming Network January 29, 2018

dwarftastic

More exciting than a Windows 7 Launch party. Coined in honor of the Windows 7 Launch party video that had an artificially diverse and cheesy crowd, much like the seven dwarfs.

We had a party to unveil our new software. It was dwarftastic.

by sneezydoc November 4, 2009

darktard

A person who is on MDMA or ecstasy who is at a rave with a lot of rolling people, who does not participate in the dancing or playing with glowsticks, LEDs, etc.

Hey where is Angie? I wanna rave with her!

Probably laying down somewhere, being a freakin' darktard.

by tickawowow April 21, 2011

Dwarftardtradamus

Although short statured, this big personality is often self-described as the "most popular in all of <insert birth county >. He or she is curious and perceptive, often displaying expertise in naming shoe brands and guessing ages based on unsolicited hand interpretation. Because of their interest in human behavior, they are often able to accidentally predict the future and also generalize personality types without flaw, based solely on first name. Dwarftardtradamus is a social and jovial creature, often offering to be the brunt of jokes to lighten a serious situation, like employment.

Friend 1: Did you just see that Dwarftardtradamus driving the parked boat and making engine sounds with his mouth?
Friend 2: Yeah that's my neighbor over on Dwarf Circle, he recently predicted a private home-spa opening in North Dallas and made my wife uncomfortable with her hand-skin regimen, I wouldn't really like him except he cracks me up.

Friend 1: Yeah, he really is into driving the land boat, I am entertained.

by Jailhouse Nancy is back July 5, 2022