dumbledorf

A person of little intelligence or common sense.

That guy is such a dumbledorf.

by TankTrap August 15, 2009

dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair

1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!

by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012

dumbledorfin

having facial hair resembeling an old mans gray pubic hair

Dude, did you see Jeff's face!?!?!?!
Yeah dude, he's mad dumbledorfin!!

by Twitch & AK December 13, 2008

dumbledorfed

Taking a women's anal virginity

First time anal sex

Variation: to be dumbledorfing the act of taking a women's anal virginity

I dumbledorfed my girlfriend last night. Why is she walking funny? I bet she got dumbledorfed.

by tpain32AD April 22, 2018

Dusseldorf

verb - A sexual act preformed with a midget and involving cake

noun - A town in Germany.

ex. Me and my midget boyfriend dusseldorfed so hard last night, it got everywhere.

Ex. Where does Johanna live? Oh she lives in Dusseldorf.

by Ridgby March 2, 2011

Dulsodorf

A slang term used by all famous rappers.

"Yo 50 what time is it?"

" One time I found a crack pipe in the back of my Papa Johns, so I said Hey Albino frank and he said arbor day, and I was like Dulsodorf"

by Commander Dulsodorf March 2, 2005