Durantula

Nickname for Kevin Durant. Possibly formulated because his arms are lanky like a friggin spider.

Ddi you see the Durantula's dunk last night?

by Durantula December 24, 2009

Kevin Durant

Leaving a losing team to go to a winning team and being a little bitch

Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"

by babyfaceassassin July 5, 2016

darrant

A posting in a message board or blog for the single purpose of increasing one's post count/karma on the site.

He filled up the fishbox with darrants to get his post count above 1000.

by DarkLurker October 10, 2006

Kevin Durant-It

When confronted with a great conflict, your goal should be to not only find the path of least resistance, but somehow run from the conflict in a way where you now join the conflict originally being caused. A lack of integrity & honor is common in those that search for this path.

John: So, what are you going to do about those bully's that have been hurting you after school?

Fredo: I think I have the answer, I'm sick of getting my butt kicked by those two guys.

John: I know, those Cartwright brothers are a mean bunch.

Fredo: I'm gonna ask if their family can adopt me.

John: What? What are you talking about, you have a mom and dad!

Fredo: I'm sick of getting beat up, I want to Kevin Durant-It, you know, like he did in the NBA.

John: Oh man, I dunno about that.

Fredo: I do.

John: You won't pick on me then, will you?

by Arco Hollywood June 13, 2017

Kevin Durant

To leave your team and join the team you can't beat.

I want to win but my team is so weak, I should Kevin Durant

by Hakizzle July 5, 2016

Durantula

The product of integrating the finest attributes appertained to eight of the greatest players to ever set foot on the court to form an unstoppable being, known as Kevin Durant.

You see that nigga Durantula hit the game winner against the Mavs last night?

Damn straight, his ability to substantially perform in crunch time musta derived from Jordan, son.

by Snee McGee January 1, 2012

Kevin Durant

to leave your team and join the team that you can't beat and so you can get a ring

I want a ring so I pulled a Kevin Durant

by Samald4 July 5, 2016