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Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.
I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!
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when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.
yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.
by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018
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Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".
After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."
by Subject7 June 30, 2011
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Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....
Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...
by A beautiful disaster July 15, 2013
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surprised meme

That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.
by TosterOven January 29, 2017
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Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023
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