Durkin

Someone who gets a hard on watching other people lift weights.

Joe: Hey, tissot have you seen that tall brown guy lifting weights?
Tissot: Course Joe, I'm getting a Durkin watching him.

Joe: Me too. Here, let me jerk it down for you. Splish splash splosh!

Tissot: damn, that was amazing, that Durkin has made me thirsty now. I need a bottle of water now!

by Wolfpackers July 13, 2019

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durki

It's when a Girl named Kristin gobbles on your dick like a turkey.

Bf: Hey baby what's the plan tonight?

Kristin: idk, want me to slob on your knob?

Bf: hmm sounds nice but I'd rather have a durki!

Kristin: Durki? Is that when I put my arms behind my back, gobble like a Turkey and bob up and down on your dick?

Bf: You've got it!!! Now gobble gobble!!!

by Project KDizzle February 13, 2014

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The Kulp-Durkin Principle

The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.

Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.

by afriend22 October 6, 2010

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durious

a higher degree of furious. DURIOUS means more angry.

"My roommate is banging in the room and there is bed displacement. I AM DURIOUS!!!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 31, 2007

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Durkin park elementary school

A school that is 90% mexican and filled with bitches thinking they everything. Don't go to that school they will bully you to death. Durkin Park elementary school is not that good

Durkin Park elementary school is a okish school

by Hola i am dora 2.5 May 5, 2019

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