Internet for Dummies

An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.

Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.

by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

dummies

Something you "get" when someone says or does something stupid. When someone does something stupid, someone can say, "let me get my dummies" and shove their head. However, when someone does skmething stupid, they can say "no dummies" and people cannot get their dummies. If someone calls dummies, they can also call "worldwide" where everyone can get their dummies on the person who did something stupid. As with "no dummies" the person who did something stupid can call "no worldwide" so only the first person to call dummies can "get their dummies."

George: Are humans the same thing as people?
Tom: Let me get my dummies, worldwide!
(everyone comes and pushes George in the head)

Sam wears jeans to baseball practice without knowing it. He realizes his mistake and says "no dummies"

Teacher: If x=1, what is the value of x?
John: the coefficient of y to the power of 6
Herbert: let me get my dummies!
John : No worldwide
(Herbert gets his dummies on John, but no one else can)

by airham April 30, 2008

dummies

fake dope in the form of soap, or dried ice made to look like real dope

yo kid i burnt dat fool thought he had some ready rock, but it was nuthin but a dummies

by zany Zane October 1, 2007

Crash Test Dummies

Nineties folk rock at its finest. Sample hits include "Swimming in your Ocean" and "Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm".

Mitch Dorge is also an awesome drummer. Oh and they're Canadian. Rock on.

Crash Test Dummies rule.

by MrKapper July 2, 2006

dummest

The way an idiot from Canada spells dumbest

THAT IS THE DUMMEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

by Not a Canuk! January 22, 2014

Dummies hardies

A word that is said to one another when they make a mistake, do something odd, or are just dumb.

Nat: I should have gone to monsters university.
Me: Dummies hardies

by Pus. Elicker November 20, 2019

Dumb of Dummies

The dumbest person in the world. Of all the dummies this person is king.

Hey dumb of dummies, you just ate 15 tabs of acid.

by unsonny January 10, 2006