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Slim Dumas

This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.

1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.

2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.

3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
This slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can pop my manhood right side out.
by Ham Glaze Washington November 26, 2010
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Duckackicorn

The most majestic animal ever to grace our planet
even more elusive than the jackalope, the duckackicorn has the head of a majestic duck, the body of a majestic horse, the wings of a majestic albatross, and the horn of a majestic narwhal. The majestic has never been captured or killed, as it is too blindingly majestic for the unworthy to see. To find the majestic duckackicorn, one must first prove themselves worthy. The only way to do this is by singing the Time Warp song to a pink fairy armadillo. Next, you must painfully extract the DNA from a banana in the 9 steps of the majestic Cambridge Tradition. Then, you must, with the aid of small giraffes, drink the majestic concoction at midnight and hide hundreds of majestic dinosaurs. After doing that, you must touch the horse. Finally, you must stand in the middle of a large group of people and yell "ARMADILLO!!!!!"

If the heavens deem you worthy, they will respond with a loud,"SHAZZAM!!!" and send down a majestic duckackicorn for you to ride off unto the dawn with. It will be SO FABOOSH.
"oh my god that majestic duckackicorn is so faboosh I just want to ride it unto the dawn"
by Onlythemostmajestic August 30, 2011
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Dukatron

Created by The final boss Nine to describe Kevork Tahymisian
Hear this dukatron who is inlove with Filipa Still 2023
by 90p March 9, 2023
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dukard

The long name for Duke. Also a term for getting smashed in Canada.
Person 1: Dude, I got so fricking dukard last night.
Person 2: Wow, I was only half way to dukard.
by dukard May 28, 2014
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sukka dukkas

those special shoes you have when you put them on, you look and feel like a straight G.
Oh dwamn Jamaal you got your sukka dukkas on!
by The Van-Man November 14, 2010
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dumatril

Dumatril is a drug/pill for "insane" people. It is a drug to help with anxiety. Dumatril was addressed in the TV show 'The Office'.' Dumatril was used by Nellie and Dwight.
"Would you like to have a drink?"
"no thanks... I'm gonna just take another dumatril."
by MyExperience_MyOpinion August 10, 2018
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duckaday

An exclamation shouted when All things are in flow, when the groove has been found. Almost always accompanied with a one-legged hop (otherwise known as "happy feet").
Duckaday!!!! (hop hop hop hop hop)
by Teva William September 13, 2009
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