Words cannot define what it means to be dusenberried. Though this simple prose seems inadequate to describe such a magnificent act, it is my hope every one of you will witness it someday yourselves, if human retinas can withstand such glory.
One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.
Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.
One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.
Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.
by synatwixt December 25, 2013
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you see that desean over there .
by `tifany (: June 11, 2010
Get the Desean mug.DeSean Mcflurry is an urban myth. He is black man from the hood that serves Steph Curry Mcflurries fo' free. He drinks malt liqour and wears gold chains. One thing he hates though is white people. So white people if you see this trick in rolling in yo hood you better cover up or be strapped.
by PhillipD33zNutZ February 3, 2022
Get the DeSean Mcflurry mug.Long turd poking out of the water with a fine pencil tip. You can't tell how much of the turd is already down the drain, but a fair estimate of 50% let's you claim its a Dusenberg. Less commonly called Dry-Lander, or Brontosaurus.
That turd is so far down the drain, yet it is poking out of the water with a delightful pencil tip. Yep, it's a Dusenberg all right.
by AbeVigoda April 24, 2009
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DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.
Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot
Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot
by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009
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1. An introverted, pantheistic cave dweller, known for its beauty, wisdom, and love of cannabis.
2. A walking encyclopedia of post traumatic growth with an innate ability to inspire paradigm shifts.
3. Artistically adept, sexual deviant who is ready to make you get on your knees.
4. Granola-munching hippie that hasn't washed their hair in over a month.
5. A protector of children.
6. Purveyor of herbal remedies, coping tools, and musical harmonies.
1. An introverted, pantheistic cave dweller, known for its beauty, wisdom, and love of cannabis.
2. A walking encyclopedia of post traumatic growth with an innate ability to inspire paradigm shifts.
3. Artistically adept, sexual deviant who is ready to make you get on your knees.
4. Granola-munching hippie that hasn't washed their hair in over a month.
5. A protector of children.
6. Purveyor of herbal remedies, coping tools, and musical harmonies.
by MamaKshama November 2, 2018
Get the Dusana mug.A phrase to mean that you are drinking, planning on drinking, or already drunk. Also Bam and Missy meet someone named "Dusan Mandic" at a local bar in Cleveland.
Bam: Dusan Mandic. What is that some kind of crazy french?
Calling your girlfriend/wife/fiancee telling her "dusan mandic", will let her know that you are either drunk or getting there. Or you watch too much TV.
Calling your girlfriend/wife/fiancee telling her "dusan mandic", will let her know that you are either drunk or getting there. Or you watch too much TV.
by prettybutdeadly May 15, 2007
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