Dropping a Deuce

A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.

Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.

by Johnny Walker Black77 July 23, 2010

dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005

dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Giraffe dropping a deuce

When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama

"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
"Thats a Giraffe dropping a deuce. take a picture to show daddy"

by patriotfan818181 April 8, 2008

dropping a deuce

going to the bathroom going poopy in the toilet and clogging it without wipping

i was dropping a deuce and i clogged the toilet

by homedoggtron101 August 8, 2003

Dropping a Deuce

When your testicles hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.

Our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.

by Zulzulo January 17, 2009