droning

Speaking in a slow monotone, especially on a highbrow or difficult to understand topic, in a mind-numbingly boring manner; akin to a lullaby droning puts listeners into a deep slumber in places where sleeping is inappropriate.

I fell asleep in church today, the minister was just droning on and on and on...

by Kez 4 Prez November 5, 2014

If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

droning

The act of being either drunk or high and just sitting around doing nothing. This is not something to be proud of, you aren't socializing with girls or doing anything progressive. You are killing your buzz and no one likes a drone.

Steven last night was straight droning, he was drunk out of his mind just chilling on the couch.

by nick c thats me April 4, 2010

Droning

Similar to swatting but using a military drone to take out your social media opponent

Iranian Maj. Gen. Quasem Soleimani was making fun of me on instagram so I called in a drone strike on him. He was a victim of a droning.

by Star Butterfly0130 January 4, 2020

droning

Flying a drone or UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) for recreational purposes

How was your weekend?

I just came back from rafting, kayaking, zip lining and droning!

by tsog83 October 26, 2014

Drongonian

the language used by Drongo, a commenter/user of failblog.

Drongonian is extremely hard to comprehend, with only some exceptions. only a select few can decode Drongo's comments.

anonymous user: wait, what? what did Drongo just say?

anonymous user2: forget about it, you probably won't be able to ever understand drongonian.. why don't you ask dan?

by somebodywhousestehinternets July 30, 2011

Drogonflu

When you attempt to spell “dragonfly”, fail, and accept that you just created a new species.

Did you just see that drogonflu?

by Autocorrects March 29, 2019