Drew Curtis

A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark.

It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.

He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.

Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.

"Drew Curtis will turn you from Farklite to TotalFarker for only five bucks a month."

by Lace Valentine November 20, 2004

Drew carey

A portly American comedian.

Drew Carey prefers beer and meat pies to women.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Drew Curtis

Wannabe Lowtax who runs a website that features bad photoshops and 5 year old catchphrases.

Drew Curtis: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US LMAO

by FYAD March 24, 2004

Drew childress

the lead singer of the band "This Will Overcome"

Drew Childress destroyed my ear lobe when I went to see This Will Overcome in concert

by Mr.chow June 30, 2010

drew chambers

very handsome and caring guy, you would love talking to sweet and understanding

that guy is so beautiful he must be a drew chambers

by heavens god November 12, 2016

Drew Charter Highschool

This is the worst highschool ever, if you want play dont come here. Everyone there is ugly and they suck. The teachers are very bad and everyone there is black. The only white kids are weirdos.

Drew charter highschool sucks.

by 1234coolkid3 September 10, 2019

Drew Curtis

A creature of perfection and light who walks among us humans like a God.

"Shield your eyes and bow down, Lowtax, Drew Curtis is coming our way!"

by TFer February 27, 2004