Another name for a maxi-pad used on fat, ugly, undesirrable women since her dream's of having a child is just and always will be a dream
by T.S.14 January 24, 2010
Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."
by jockstrap on June 26, 2014
A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
by Jana617 May 23, 2008
-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
by Frank4202 December 30, 2011
A belly button. when you blow your load in your sleep it some times is caught in your belly button to remind you what a good night you had
by wet dream man February 25, 2010
by SmallTownLez May 27, 2011
Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.
That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.
by Gun-Gun July 28, 2008