Drake and Drive

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.

Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol

by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014

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chester drawers

known to the rest of the civilized world as a "chest of drawers" or a "dresser" a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom.

I'm gonna go pick up a chester drawers so I have a place to put my underwear.

by Wamp2016 April 8, 2011

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Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

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Drapered

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When your entire day is planned around a meeting/interview with an individual. To you, this is an important life event - a stepping stone that will, if successful will lead to bigger and better opportunities. However, the individual at the center of this momentous occasion, couldn't give fewer fucks. You've gone to bed early. You canceled all other activities for the day only to wait indefinitely. Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined. You, sir, have been drapered

by TruffleshuffleOG February 11, 2020

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Drake Bell

Conceded asshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over Justin Bieber. Spends more time talking about Justin then actually doing work. His music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on Drake and Josh. Although Josh Peck was the real star of the show. He's talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that's to high of a name for him. He's a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can't recive the message that nobody actually likes him. His hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. He's currently hated by 48+ Million people, Justin Bieber, Milk Tyson and the rest of #FAM. He's going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #HelpDrakeBell

Person 1: Did you see Drake Bells tweet?
Person 2: Drake who?

Person 1: Drake Bell.

Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.

Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.

by ihatedrakebell January 16, 2014

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Darker than Black

A mature yet entertaining (and dark ) anime about people called "Contractors" that have to perform obsessive compulsive "payment" in order to use their super powers. It's set in an alternate universe where there are 2 places called "hells gate" and "heavens gate" which are supposedly the source of where the contractors come from and hold supernatural qualities. "Contractors" are people, hidden from the general public and considered highly dangerous to the government and "not human"(not displaying much human emotion and relying on logical thought) . While a small number of these contractors work for the government, most form underground society's or groups that work (or dispute) against each other. Also working with these contractors are Emotionless locators called "Dolls" that use certain elements as mediums to locate people or contractors.

The main character, Hei, is a contractor known as the Black Reaper. Although meddling in more trouble than most contractors could handle, is considered the most dangerous while only using his contracted powers for self defense and against mobsters and actual criminals. Though we do not know very much about the mysterious Hei, we do know that his sister, Bai, disappeared along with heavens gate several years ago. More episodes to come for this Epic anime...

Person1: What anime should i watch next? i just finished Death Note.
Me: Darker Than Black!! Its really Mysterious and Supernatural like Death Note but has a completely different storyline.

by DianaLeewashere August 11, 2009

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