Dr. Pepper 

Remember the old advert in space "repeat this is not a cola

Well there fucking wrong".

"Repeat this is not a cola"

"It aint a cola its a weak version of pepsi as there too cheap to afford new ideas for a new decent drink

Dr. Pepper by Marc_Uk May 26, 2004

Dr. Pepper 

A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.

Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)

Dr. Pepper by Snake March 15, 2005

Dr. Pepper 

The drink of the devil and all supporters.

Dr. Pepper contains 23 flavors. 2 divided by 3 equals .666.

Dr. Pepper by naughtynaughtyKOOL-AID April 28, 2007

Dr. Pepper 

a shot of ammeretto in a cup of beer... mmm tastes like dr.pepper... yummeh and get u tanked as shit till u pukeing ur face hole off

lets get drunk off dr pepper

Dr. Pepper by karen April 7, 2004

Dr. Pepper 

Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown

Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.

"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"

Dr. Pepper by Lawson March 30, 2005

Dr. Pepper 

When one shits a fluidy mixture of diarhia into the womens vagina then sips it back up with a straw.

That sure was a great Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper by West/Side_-/East January 31, 2005

dr. pepper 

the root of all evil in this world. most disgusting thing out there. should never be consumed

i almost died from that dr. pepper

dr. pepper by little dumpling May 20, 2010