scott downer

Total spastic, someone who’s knees don’t function the way they should

Fuck sake why are you such a Scott downer

by NotRyanDrayton May 5, 2018

Self-downer

A person who doesn’t care about themselves, but cares about other people

Boy 1: Woah did you see someone tripped Susie and all she did was ask if the boy was okay

Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer

by Amual January 24, 2018

Single Bird Downer

in the aviation world, this person or thing is the sole reason why a aircraft is not able to fly and all processes are on hold until they get their part of the job done.

there is no way you took 13 hours on a 2 hour job. you're becoming a single bird downer

by AMXhooligans December 18, 2025

Single Bird Downer

In the Aviation world, this person or thing is the sole reason why an aircraft is not able to fly.

how are you 13 hours into this 2 hour job? Right now you are a single bird downer.

by AMXhooligans December 18, 2025

Downey Syndrome

A condition caused by living, or being raised, in Downey, CA. Sufferers who grew up in Downey and have since moved away will experience profound feelings of unsubstantiated nostalgia about their childhood home and may suffer from the delusion that Downey is a great place to live; while the afflicted who currently reside in Downey will display extreme frustration, confusion and despair, interspersed with periods of complete denial ("I'm probably going to move to Orange County next year.") Those who grew up in Downey and still live there are the most severely affected as they continually battle conflicting feelings of sentimentality and condemnation.

Symptoms include: a tendency to inadvertently blurt, "Go Bears!" or "Go Ducks!" (depending on whether they attended, Warren High School or Downey High School) whenever the word Downey is used, regardless of the context ("Did you want to go see the new Robert Downey, Jr. movie?" "Go Bears!" "No, Iron Man."); an inability to control the impulse to compare all foods to that served at El Taco; an inexplicable need to mention that Karen Carpenter was also from Downey (followed by deep shame at their lack of control and anxiety that people will assume they like The Carpenters) and feelings of superiority over those who reside in Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, Paramount and Lynwood based on the misperception that Downey is somehow less ghetto.

Bob: So you're from Paramount?
Jack: Hell no! Do I look like I'm from Paramount? I'm from Downey!
Bob: What? Like somehow being from Downey is better than . . .
Lori: Shhhhhhhh . . . he can't help it. He has Downey Syndrome.
Bob: Oh. Sorry big guy. Go Bears!
Jack: (clapping hands and laughing) Yay!

by Baroness Buttercup December 13, 2010

downey syndrome

1. The desire to be more like Robert Downey Jr.
2. Having a tremendous Man-Crush on Robert Downey Jr.

Sean: "I'm kind of worried about Declan, he's gotten three tattoos this week and I think he's doing hard drugs- still, I respect and admire him."

Johnny: "Yeah, his Downey Syndrome has been acting up pretty bad lately."

by seamoose12 May 13, 2009

Downey special

When you rub your ball sack and sphinkter on someone's face

I rubbed my ball sack and sphinkter on savannahs head that bitch loved the Downey special

by Ball sack fun May 15, 2016