Doucheylicious

A person who is a complete douche bag, yet remains utterly sexy because of a visually pleasing physique.

That doctor is being a total douche! True, but his amazing abs make him doucheylicious

by ER Nurse July 24, 2011

Douchalanche

When one's true douchy nature reveals itself and is as sudden and overwhelming as an avalanche.

We all thought he was okay, but after his douchalanche last week, we try to avoid him now.

by TheJigglypuffNinja August 7, 2011

douchalopikus

Another way to describe a guy who is a douche bag
(doosh-a-lop-cuss)

That guy is a douchalopikus, What a freakin douchalopikus

by 1524p December 8, 2007

douchtard

mentally challenged douchbag

greg is a fucking douchtard

by lmfao June 24, 2003

Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

Douchalope

A timid, but wild douchebag. Usually found in the plane states.

It's natural, yet rare to see the douchalope get devoured by the stronger and more aggressive douchebag.

by backotruck March 9, 2012

doucheable

Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.

Eh. I guess he's doucheable.

by tpoo July 15, 2010