Douchetard

Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.

A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".

by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010

Douchetard

Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.

2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.

'That douchetard really pisses me off!'

'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'

'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'

by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009

douchetard

One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!

by Post-Toastee September 2, 2003

douchetard

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

by Zerstörung February 21, 2008

douchetard

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

by A Plus December 14, 2008

Douchetard

A cross between a douchebag and a retard.

He's worse than an asshole. He's a real douchetard.

by Blacksophiecat November 10, 2013

Douchetard

Someone who acts like a douche and is fucking retarded

Jeremy... Fuck you Erin i ant doing shit...

Erin.... Dude stop acting like a fucking douchetard an help

by Ocwhitegirl88 January 8, 2018