douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 03, 2009

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douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010

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Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

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One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!

by Post-Toastee September 02, 2003

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a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

by Zerstörung February 21, 2008

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An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

by A Plus February 28, 2007

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For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

by DanforthMullins November 19, 2007

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