douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

douchetard

One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!

by Post-Toastee September 2, 2003

douchetard

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

by Zerstörung February 21, 2008

douchetard

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

by A Plus December 14, 2008

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007