douchecepticon

When someone is a Megatron sized douche.

That dude is a douchecepticon.

by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011

Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011

EX-DOUCHEBAND

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

Doucheten

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning

Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten

by doucheten September 9, 2007

douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.

by donkitat November 2, 2010

doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

douchebeard

A beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; A very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man's chin.

"Hey man can you believe Stephen has a beard now?"

"Naww man, thats just a douchebeard."

by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010