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douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.
claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.
by heygirlhey December 8, 2007
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Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.
He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
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DoucheFuck

When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness
Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007
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douchefuck

a complete jerk who you absolutley cannot stand
Ugh, go away you friggin douchefuck!!
by Anouchka January 15, 2009
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Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.
David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.
by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011
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douchefuck

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.

2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk
James Kay is such a douchefuck, his girlfriend Jan is a gay bitch.
by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009
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Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.
Dave is a complete douchefuck.
by rl2012 August 5, 2008
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