when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.
by heygirlhey December 8, 2007

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.
by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007

by Anouchka January 15, 2009

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.
David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.
by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

1.a person who has a girlfriend who is gay and has no friends.
2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk
2. a boy who pretends to be your friend and is a jerk
by Ford Saunders May 2, 2009

by rl2012 August 5, 2008
