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Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008
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doucheclit

insult consisting of douche and clit put together. mostly unheard of and will probably confuse the person in which it regard.
SP1- "If you don't have the money by sundown, your balls are mine."
SP2-"Fuck you, doucheclit it wasn't even a real bet.
by toker_4-2-0 June 30, 2008
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doucheocity

1- n.How much of a douche someone is
2- adj. to describe someone or something as being douchelike
Dude his doucheocity is off the charts!

Stealing your girl, man thats some serious doucheocity
by IB Nerd August 17, 2008
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Douchepacity

1. The maximum amount that a person can be perceived as or containing the qualities of a douche.

2. A persons ability to be a douche
His big greasy 80's hair and ugly polyester suit increased his douchepacity. douche capacity
by Reedicculus September 20, 2012
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Douchealot

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot
person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!
by i am the beetles July 26, 2022
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