douch nozzle

wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk

you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill

by generikal.com April 28, 2003

douche nozzle

The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)

Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.

by Expane November 4, 2005

douche-nozzle

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

by thereallurpy February 20, 2011

douche-nozzle

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat

your a douche-nozzle

by paige January 18, 2005

douche nozzle

Surpassing the level of a douche bag.

He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.

by Homieshenna July 24, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

douche nozzling

A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.

That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.

by Lawyering May 17, 2015