douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations

Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.

by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

douche-box

a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"

Fred, stop being such a douche-box!

by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Douche-in-a-Box

1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)

Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.

by ThatTallKiiD December 6, 2010