douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

douchefuckle

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.

girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.

by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

by douchefucker January 22, 2009

Duckfuck

When someone accidentally sends “duck” instead of “fuck” as a text message, and immediately sends a corrected, “fuck*” right after

Person a: “hey i hope you didnt forget to take the trash out”
Person b: “duck”
Person b: “fuck*”

Duckfuck. ^^^

by Tenaciousted December 4, 2019

douchefuck

a stupid, annoying person.

bitches about everything possible.

thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.

WILLIE LIPSEY, IS SUCH A DOUCHEFUCK.

by porkchops are us October 16, 2012

douchebucket

someone so undesireable you cannot stand his/her prescence. making a douche bag seem bearable

Tim is so arrogant he is a complete douchebucket

by tgibber May 13, 2010

douchefuck

an absolute, total douchebag but to the next degree

Hey u fuckin douchefuck

by Jason109825 August 4, 2006