double flush shit

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged
daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"
by Big Red Bear 16 December 01, 2009
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Double Decker Shit

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.
Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.
by TheDeckerGang March 07, 2022
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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 27, 2019
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Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
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gang gang double g shit nigga. what else hoe
nobody:
me:gang gang double g shit nigga
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This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.
by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014
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gang gang double g shit nigga
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